Start your morning with realism and caffeine. ☕
This 15 oz. glossy black ceramic mug features a dark humor coffee quote designed for people who greet the day with sarcasm, wit, and a strong brew. The deep black glaze makes the artwork pop, with warm amber tones and smoky neutrals rising from the coffee cup like a slow, unavoidable wake-up call.

The bold message reads:
“Not all dreams are made to be chased. Some turn into nightmares. Wake up and smell the coffee.”

Perfect for your kitchen counter, office desk, or late-night writing sessions, this mug blends attitude with everyday practicality. The comfortable C-shaped handle and sturdy ceramic build make it a reliable favorite for daily use.

✨ Product Features
Glossy black 100% ceramic coffee mug
High-resolution, vivid printed artwork
15 oz size
Easy-grip C-shaped handle
Microwave-safe for quick reheats
Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup
Lead- and cadmium-compliant; BPA-free

🧼 Care Instructions
Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended), or
Hand wash with warm water and dish soap

🎁 Perfect Gift For
Coffee lovers with a sarcastic sense of humor
Dark humor fans
Coworkers, writers, night owls, and morning skeptics
Birthday gifts, office gifts, or “because Mondays” gifts

This mug isn’t about chasing dreams, it's about surviving reality
Add it to your cart and wake up with honesty.