More coffee.
Fewer people.
Actually… zero people.

This “I need more coffee and fewer people” mug is made for introverts, coffee lovers, and anyone who prefers caffeine over conversation. With playful graphics and bold humor, it’s perfect for mornings, workdays, or quietly sending a message without saying a word. If mornings aren’t your thing an d people definitely aren’t, this mug says it all.

This 11oz ceramic mug speaks in caffeine-fueled honesty. Bright white with playful, hand-drawn icons and bold type, it reads like a private morning note: more coffee, fewer people — actually zero people. It warms up your hands and your sense of humor while keeping your coffee hot and your sink time short. Use it on quiet mornings, at cluttered work desks, or when you want to send a gentle, funny signal during video calls.

Whether you’re sipping coffee at home or guarding your personal space at the office, this mug delivers relatable sarcasm with a clean, modern design.

✨ Why customers love it:
Funny, introvert-approved humor
Simple graphics with bold, easy-to-read text
Great gift for coworkers, friends, or coffee addicts
Perfect for offices, home desks, and work-from-home setups

☕ Product Details:
- 11oz white ceramic capacity
- Microwave-safe for easy reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for low-maintenance care
- Comfortable C-handle and rounded corners
- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap